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Aebleskivers Overthrow Small Planet from Within


Posted: Friday, September 20, 2013

By: Irving aealeronsen, Inhabitant of Solvang (Expired article)

Solvang, CA -

Strange beings appear in western USA town of Solvang, California.

Apparently, hatchlings of unborn alien creatures known as "Aebleskivers", they assume the personality of people nearby while they are sleeping, then take over their body but not their emotions, with the purpose of overtaking the planet with Danish-Speaking, jazz-playing creatures that mimic human personality of ancient (centuries-old) Vikings.

These creatures seem to have a foothold in the small area known as the Santa Ynez Valley, of California, and are known to instruct their occupied souls into taking up the business of "wine tasting".

Attempts to obtain further information from the Department of Homeland Security are met with a phone recording of "Wilkommen in Solvang".

THEY ARE TAKING OVER - they hatch in the middle of the night. Don't let them fool you!





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