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Ole & Sven


Posted: Thursday, September 1, 2011

By: Ralph James (Expired article)

Blue Canyon, CA -

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States Congress!





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