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Thought for the Week


Posted: Friday, November 19, 2010

By: Duke (Expired article)

Middle East Coast, USA -

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and your camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." (Exodus 12:37)

Nearly 75 years ago, (when the New Deal was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; THIS IS the Promised Land!"

Today, the Feds have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, securitization, collateralization of debt obligations, monetization of debt, credit default swaps, etc. . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


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